Park for FREE

Round and round you see them go

Where will they park, nobody knows.

Saturday shoppers in search of a space

Their parking skills are far from ace 

Mr photocopy parks at 8

Hurry up Nath or we’ll be too late

In his Saab, lots of room he will need

Along comes me, I can park at speed

He looks rather scared as I squeeze in behind

I live here you know, do I need to remind 

Round and round you see them go

Where will they park nobody knows

Mums and dads, the elderly too

All want a space there’s shopping to do. 

Works vans galore, double yellows what’s that?

The traffic warden, he’s a complete twat

Who bloody cares, we’ll park where we like

And if there’s a gap why not squeeze in a bike

Oh there’s a disabled space, you can’t park there

Who gives a toss, I really don’t care. 

Round and round you see them go

Where will they park nobody knows

In front of your window that’s where we’ll park

We’ll stay here all day until it gets dark

In the middle of town there’s parking for free

In the middle of town there’s the Colony

Get there early, don’t delay

The residents there, they have no say

Residential parking you’re having a laugh

This is East Devon Council, don’t be daft 

Round and round you see them go

Where will they park nobody knows

Colony Residents in search of a space